tbtamimt

dude-of-electricity:

darkenedyeastextract:

spinningorigins:

taigas-den:

madsciences:

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

Oh good god

I couldn’t help but wonder what this absolute bastard of a skull would look like, and

I was not disappointed. But I was terrified.

OK but what is fucking killing me is that this whole argument, while brilliant, is this:

@cooolgnome

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

fromflat-toperky:

memes–memes:

or skipping work to take care of your health (medical appointments, etc)

millennial-review:

heteroreigen:

kitoridragoness:

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

dance fucker dance

dangerbooze:

switch-up-snowfox:

someoneintheshadow456:

somethingfangirly:

sleepbby:

direct action 😂😂😂

The fuck is an influencer?

Social media personalities

@somethingfangirly​ logan and jake paul are influencers. that’s about all you need to know.

Yo, remember that one YT/Instagram chick that tried to get a free hotel room? Lemme find that…

From the influencer:

And from the hotel:

gaypitbull:

mysti-crow:

ssstable9:

undercover-thotpatrol:

icyanz:

gaypitbull:

gaypitbull:

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

Oh you mean like having friends?

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

heartseeker:

i hate to say it but discord gets it